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High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs

Added: June 11, 2012 (12 months ago) share on facebookshare on twitter

Duration (1:18) Views: 102,659 by TheOnion Category: Comedy

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A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one. (Aired 10/25/11)

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Unemployed losers need to get off their fat asses and get a job. It's easier than you think if you actually try. I can't believe my tax dollars are being used to give them drugs and booze, what a waste.
10 days 3 hours ago
The irony is that they're saying that people who can easily get jobs are taking most of the jobs. It would defeat the purpose if the guy was Mexican.
Author: xzotic6
21 days 1 hour ago
Uncle Ruckus is that you?
Author: derek mark
about 1 month ago
Believe it or not the ambassador job pays extremely less
about 1 month ago
hahahah you all think you're comedians
about 1 month ago
Jim really is a Jim of all Trades. He's an amazing flying pygmy beaver trapper, helped me clear out a nest of them that had infested my mushroom cellar.
Author: omgshrimpz
4 months ago
They're not talking about Wallstreet jobs. I'd bet he's a Mexican.
Author: megamarsvin
4 months ago
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Author: DIGJEKCLSDS
4 months ago
LOLOLOL thnx
4 months ago
It's a chick from a hentai game. The name's Kagano Ai from Mahou Shoujo Ai. Prepare for tentacles.
4 months ago
Who is the guy as your avatar?
4 months ago
Hey, that's my boss!
4 months ago
Got a back alley blowjob from Jim just the other day. Damn fine work. Would recommend.
4 months ago
Genius. Just pure friggin' genius.
4 months ago
'He also owns Yelp for some reason.'

I heard that when he opened the business he had 17,000 placements to fill, but he filled them all by himself and now does patio work for most of the other applicants.
..Im also him...and you..
4 months ago
He's also a proficient male prostitute, knitter, hitman, potato farmer, and soap box ranter. His prices are reasonable, and he gives good discounts, as he is both a bank manager, accountant, and coupon salesman. As a professional reviewer, I was able to tell him to his face how great he was at his 42,000 jobs. He also owns Yelp for some reason.
4 months ago
I bet that Jim is a conservative!
4 months ago
Explain~
4 months ago
that damn jim. "he took our jobs" der,der,derp. lol
5 months ago
I bet he's a playboy, since he does have 42,000 jobs!!!!!
Author: momokitty13
5 months ago
Jim is also simultaneously a rabbi, priest, imam, and outspoken critic of religion.
Author: Tripp Carter
5 months ago
There's a corner in my town where they practically give out jobs but ya have to pay for em.
5 months ago
Grammer Nazi time!
*If he gave his jobs to unemployed people then the USA would not be in a recession.
*If 42,000 more people had jobs then the government would have more tax revenue and less social welfare benefits. This Jim guy, is an idiot who is ruining our great country, he should be killed/put to death/executed.
5 months ago
That bastard!
5 months ago
It would be hilarious if the guy was Mexican.
Author: planetary109
5 months ago

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